The list of injured Brownies is growing faster than a sidewalk smoke snake. The team has now placed receiver Joe Jurevicius on the PUP list (physically unable to perform) and former boy band singer Kevin Kasper on the IR (injured reserve).
But it doesn't stop there. The following players have been placed on an assortment of other "lists", most of which should have no affect on actual playing time:
Braylon Edwards: PUCS List -- Physically Unable to Not Look Cool in a Three-Piece Suit
Shaun Rogers: PUSOY List -- Physically Unable to Mix in a Salad or Yogurt Every Once in a While
Kolomona Kapanui: VUNPO List-- Verbally Unable to Have Name Correctly Pronounced by Ohioans
Romeo Crennel: FUPA Reserve List
Derek Anderson: EUCGS List -- Emotionally Unable to Care About Anything his Girlfriend Ever Has to Say
Phil Dawson: PUiP List -- Physically Unable to Use an iPhone
Donte Stallworth: CUGIGA List-- Culturally Unable to 'Get Into' the Latest Season of Grey's Anatomy
Brady Quinn: Fragile Face Reserve List
Dave Zastudil: UCFA List -- Unable to Convince his Father He's a Real Athlete
Steve Heiden: MUSP List -- Mentally Unable to Solve a Level Three Sudoku Puzzle in Less Than 20 Minutes
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3 comments:
FUPA reserve...excellent.
Travis Wilson needs a list; just not sure what it could be.
You didn't hear about the list that Travis Wilson is already on?
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Cant Live Up To Tall Expectations.......Retire.
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