As first reported by The Plain Dealer's Paul Hoynes, Slider, the Cleveland Indians mascot, celebrated his 18th birthday yesterday. I want to take this time to wish Slider a truly happy birthday -- 18 is a special age and I hope you had a special day. You deserve it buddy!
Rumor has it Slider was spotted last night at several area convenient stores spending fist fulls of his "birthday money" on cigarettes, Playboys and scratch-off lotto tickets. I guess 18 couldn't have come any sooner for the furry guy.
No word yet on weather or not Slider will be leaving NE Ohio to attend college in the fall. As of right now its believed he will enroll at Tri-C to stay close to home and be near his long time girlfriend.
2 comments:
What are you smoking?
Angel Dust mostly.
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